[Total: 0    Average: 0/5]

If you are looking for some funny status for your WhatsApp account, you will find some options on here. You can comment this page and share if you have any funny status ideas. This collection has been made from some quotes and words. We hope that you will like it.

35 Funny Status for WhatsApp

  1. The only BS I need is bags and shoes.
  2. There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who supports Manchester United (replace Manchested United with your fave team name) and those who aren’t.
  3. Just kidding is an excuse I say to get out of something that I actually wanted to be said.
  4. The best things in life are silly.
  5. Boys don’t realize how much one little thing can upset a girl.
  6. Drawing on my find command of the english language, I said nothing.
  7. Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.
  8. You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
  9. When nothing goes right, go left.
  10. Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look.
  11. I am not as random as you think I salad.
  12. Life has no CTRL+Z
  13. I made a huge to do list for today, I just can’t figure out who is going to do it.
  14. Old people at weddings always poke me and say “you’re next”. So, I started doing the same thing at funerals.
  15. People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite.
  16. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry.
  17. May be the love of my life got stuck in a condom.
  18. Feed your own ego, I am busy.
  19. Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to someone else.
  20. Let me check my giveashitometer. Nope, Nothing!
  21. If I had a British accent, I’d never shut up.
  22. My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.
  23. Spending half of the movie wondering where you have seen the actor before.
  24. All my life I thought air was free until i bought a bag of chips.
  25. I won’t cry for you, my mascara is too expensive.
  26. I licked it, so it’s mine.
  27. Someday I am going to eye roll myself into another dimension.
  28. Once in a while someone amazing comes along, and here I am.
  29. Keep going, you are getting there.
  30. If things get better with age then I must be getting close to freakin’ magnificent.
  31. Never do the same mistake twice, unless he/she is hot.
  32. The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.
  33. This is not a situation of bad blood, it’s a business decision.
  34. When you really slap someone, do it and say mosquito.
  35. I am out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

These are some status that you can use on your WhatsApp. If you have any good status ideas, you can share with us and we will add it to our list.

Learn how to write Status on iOS devices.

Learn how to write and update status on Android devices.

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here